Saint Shlemiel's Chapel of the Valley

A Chapel of the United Temple of Mota

Sermons from the Valley

Teachings from the pulpit, the hayloft, and other locations where a microphone has mysteriously appeared.

The Sermon of the Two Hamsters

Rev. Bala Bafoofkit

When two hamsters appear before the chapel, the proper response is not panic. It is hospitality, sunflower seeds, and careful theological observation.

The Parable of the Moose Turd Patties

Rev. Bafoofkit

There are obstacles on every spiritual path. Some are metaphorical. Some are very definitely not.

The Man in the Forest

Chapel joke

A brief meditation on being wrong even when nobody is around to hear you.