Saint Shlemiel's Chapel of the Valley

A Chapel of the United Temple of Mota

Ministries of Saint Shlemiel's

There is a ministry for nearly every spiritual emergency.

Boiling Borscht Ministry

Borscht ministry

Keeping the Hoogly Borscht hot and the sins adequately liquefied.

Poopsie Processional Guild

Saint Shlemiel gathering

Training, coordination, and ceremonial hamster deployment.

Valley Outreach

Saint Shlemiel exterior

Taking the good news into the neighborhood, whether the neighborhood requested it or not.

Francine Hablivilashky's Yoga Ministry

Francine Hablivilashky teaching yoga

Francine Hablivilashky gives Yoga classes at Saint Shlemiel's. Her classes combine gentle stretching, balance, breathing, and the ancient spiritual discipline of not falling over during the difficult parts.

Classes are open to Chapelioners, visitors, and anyone seeking inner peace before the borscht begins boiling.

Francine Hablivilashky's Cooking Ministry

Francine Hablivilashky teaching cooking

Francine Hablivilashky gives cooking lessons for Chapelioners who want to master borscht, traditional Valley dishes, and the sacred art of feeding hungry people after church.