The Valley Messenger
The official unofficial newsletter of Saint Shlemiel's Chapel.
August 2026 - Vol. LXI, No. Probably
From the Minister: Dear Chapelioners, the Lord works in mysterious ways. The Chapel kitchen, however, works through a very straightforward system of boiling things until they become borscht.
Coming Up
- Annual Borscht Festival
- Hayloft Evensong
- Ministerial vestment inspection
- Saint Shlemiel's Great Hamster Census